Do not let the dingo (or crazy lady) take my baby

Lunch with Nikki today and a slightly unhinged lady lingered for too long, fawning over JM whilst aunty Nikki gave you a cuddle.

Crazy lady- How old is he?

Mum- 6 months.

CL- Oh, do you to give him to me to hold and look after forever?

M- Um, no I'll keep him thanks.

CL- Ok. Well you better hold onto him really tight.

M- Nikki- don't let go of my baby!